At the vibrant crossroads of Bermondsey, London, lies **Fuckoffee**, a coffee shop that impresses not just with its cheeky name but also with its exceptional offerings. Reviews highlight the inviting ambiance, which complements the rich aroma of expertly brewed coffee. Colin Griffiths notes the relaxed environment, where patrons can enjoy their lattes while listening to classic tunes from the Beach Boys and Fleetwood Mac. This soothing atmosphere, intertwined with quirky decor, makes it a unique retreat in chaotic city life. Joel Marsh praises the quick service at this seemingly modest spot, home to extraordinary espresso shots crafted with La Marzocco machines. The staff is described as friendly, enhancing the overall experience. Moreover, the establishment caters to a diverse crowd with vegan options and enticing merchandise. Erica P appreciates its location, perfect for visitors looking to unwind after arriving in London, while Laure Hallassou indulges in delightful pastries, finding joy in both flavors and music. Rich and intense flavors, as noted by wiesiom x, place Fuckoffee among the top contenders in coffee culture. It's a cozy haven that balances great coffee with a lively atmosphere—definitely worth a visit.
Amenities and More
Service options
Outdoor seating
On-site services
Takeaway
Dine-in
Delivery
Highlights
Great coffee
Great dessert
Great tea selection
Popular for
Breakfast
Lunch
Solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Wheelchair-accessible seating
Wheelchair-accessible toilet
Wheelchair-accessible car park
Offerings
Coffee
Healthy options
Organic dishes
Quick bite
Vegan options
Vegetarian options
Dining options
Breakfast
Lunch
Dessert
Seating
Amenities
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Groups
Tourists
University students
Planning
Accepts reservations
Payments
Credit cards
Debit cards
NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Pets
Dogs allowed
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Reviews For Fuckoffee
Colin Griffiths
Jun 14,2025
This place, not only having a great name. But it serves great coffee in a laid-back, relaxed atmosphere. With loads of stuff to look at and great music, too. Listening to the Beach Boys " Good Vibrations " and "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac whilst having my latte. What more can you ask for. Mind you, the blow-up dolls have now gone. Great place, give it a go
Joel Marsh
May 23,2025
Although a small location, this place gets you in and out in no time, they have amazing shots of espresso (La Marzocco) and very unique things you can buy always a very friendly staff whenever I’ve gone in here. I love that they have vegan options and free cup of coffee with coffee bean purchase.
Erica P
Apr 21,2025
Was our first stop off the plane in London. In a nice area with lots for visitors todo. Sat outside and watched the city.
laure Hallassou
Apr 16,2025
Lovely moment with ABBA’s song, and delicious muffin and vegan chocolate cake, very cosy place, I recommend Laure and Tim from France
wiesiom x
Apr 13,2025
Coffe shop located at Bermondsey Street. Very nice place to be there. Coffee Latte is rich in taste and you can feel full intense. One from the top. I am not surprise they have so many positive feedback. On a scale 1 to 10 points I can give 9 which is excellent.
angela taylor
Apr 7,2025
We have come back to this quirky place. Love the atmosphere and tongue in cheek merchandise. Very cool and hip place! Lots of comfy sofas and lots to look at. Slice of Banoffee cake from top of counter was so flavourful and the cappuccino is creamy and really smooth. Thanks
Dave Giancristoforo
Mar 24,2025
Coffee every morning our our trip! The team here are so friendly and nice! The shop is fun with lots to look at and great music!
Satyasree Vangoor
Mar 22,2025
The energy in here is wonderful and the drinks are soooo tasty. It’s a favorite of mine to go study, especially during the week. Love that it stays open fairly late for a coffee shop and has a wide variety of seating (couches, tables, etc.). It can be hard to get a spot during busier times but there are plenty of parks nearby to sit in as well. Sometimes the music is a bit loud but it’s not a problem if you’ve got headphones. Drinks can be a tad pricy but worth it for the taste and variety of flavors. Love all of the matcha options and the honey lavender oat latte is amazing.
Reviews For Fuckoffee